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The first time I ever went to a swingers club, I didn't go there to swing. I was a professional BDSM switch and I used to occasionally work with a Mistress. She called me and asked if I wanted to do some public play with a cross-dresser from out of town. He could never go out dressed where he lived, so being seen by others was a great turn on.

He was tall with great legs. Cross-dressers always have the best legs. They make me jealous. He was all dressed up in heels and hose, in a red dress, with a blond wig. We went to 2Risque in Atlanta, Georgia. Everyone there was friendly and open to us doing a little BDSM play.

He sat down on a barstool and I took a 30 foot latex strap about 3 inches wide and tied him to the chair with his legs spraddled wide open. I then took a knife and cut off his hose, and played with him with various toys. The local swingers were kind enough to stop by, fondle him, and give him lots of sweet attention. We had a great time, and he went home very happy.

Most Swinger clubs do not allow males to attend without a female partner. Some however do allow males to attend solo on certain nights only. I advise you to never have preconceived expectations of sexual encounters when attending any swinging function. More than likely you will leave unhappy. Attend to meet and mingle with others and if a sexual experience happens, COOL. Becoming a swinger in most instances will not deplete your sexual frustrations overnight, actually it may take time and patience to connect with added partners.

I think somebody ought to complain. Have you seen that program Wife Swap? It is excruciatingly painful to watch. What were they thinking? Why would anyone want to swap a perfectly good wife for some nightmare from across the country? Nobody seems to be having any fun. Now swingers know what wife swapping is all about. We don't look for some creature so different from us that she spends the whole time criticizing the family and in general just making a nuisance of herself. We use swinger personals to match desire, attraction, need, and humor. Why find someone who wants to rearrange your kitchen cabinets, when you can have someone snuggle up and make you totally forget about the kitchen. Sigh, well, maybe the fall season will have something we can really enjoy. :-)

When you graph the heartbeat of a healthy person it produces an image that dances all over the page. But when you approach death your heart becomes like a metronome with a monotonous beat. So, a really regular heartbeat reveals a life of sameness and smallness. Swingers really know how to dance. I've never been to a swingers club where the exuberance and joy of being with others didn't explode on the dance floor. And the energy it raises just ignites the entire room. Young in heart, young in mind. There is no better place to be than in a Swinger Community that will keep you dancing a long time.

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